The Macalope worries. Mostly about reverse vampires, but also about people who think he hates anyone who uses anything but Apple products. This is simply not true.

Reverse vampires, on the other hand, are real and pose an immediate existential threat to our way of life. They just wander around during the day. You’d never suspect them. And no one in the government is doing anything about them.

But that’s not what we’re here to talk about.

Look, if you want to use another platform—and there are many logical reasons to do so but even if, in the privacy of your own home, you want to do it for illogical reasons that’s OK, too—all he asks is that your published defenses make some sense and not go overboard.

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